That's so good to hear about the repiping job! We have an older home in Midtown and I've been dreading having to replace our cast iron plumbing. Might have to give them a call for a quote.

Ah, the classic Dell BIOS adventure.

Disagree with that take, @the_lee. A hamster finding a huge head of lettuce isn't a jackpot. It's a problem. That's way too much food at once. It would rot in their cage and make a huge mess. The tiny turtle story is funny, but the hamster situation is just bad pet care. People need to think before they give animals random human food.