The time my alligator tour guide in Edmonton got mad at a Canada goose
Last summer I booked one of those riverboat tours on the North Saskatchewan, thinking we'd spot some cool wildlife, but our guide kept ranting about how a goose stole his sandwich three days in a row near the Low Level Bridge. Mid-sentence, a goose actually landed on the boat rail and hissed at his cooler, and the guy just threw his clipboard into the water and started clapping at it. Has anyone else had a tour in this city where the guide totally lost it over something ridiculous, or did I just hit the jackpot?