Wasn't there a trend for a while where coops got way too complicated? My buddy built this huge, two-story thing with automatic doors and a chandelier, no joke. He spent all summer on it, and his hens just hid in the same corner they always did. Now he uses a couple of old dog kennels covered with tarps, and honestly, the birds seem happier. Makes you wonder what we were all trying to prove back then.

Oh, it's "just reading along" until you realize you've been hearing "secret butt dial" instead of "secret Buddhist monk" for three years. It's not a trick, it's a whole new script. Some of us need the words on screen to keep up with the mumbling and explosions. Try it, you might find out what they're actually saying.

Dawn strips the wax lube right off, that's why it rusts so fast.