My neighbor tried bokashi under his sink and it ended up smelling like pickles for a month.

...you're really making it that deep? It's hair man. If they're coming back for a $20 cut every two weeks you're fine with clippers. I only break out the straight razor if they specifically ask and tip well.

Wow that reminds me of the time I waited forever at a tire shop for a valve stem cap!

The Miele vacs are worth the money if you need HEPA, honestly. I used one at a client's house who had bad allergies and it pulled way more dust out of their carpets than my old shop vac could. The trick is you gotta check the bag isn't full and the filter is clean before you start. Most people skip that and then wonder why it sucks so bad.

Wait, Wix was actually quieter for you? That's wild @andrew_sanchez84, I thought they'd be the same server noise honestly.