Potatoes, obviously, but did you really need 45 minutes to figure out rice?

Old tube gear just makes sense to me in a way modern stuff never has. Something about tracing those warm, simple circuits.

Sounds like a great way to get a lawsuit...

Keep a small spray bottle of water handy, squirrels hate that and it won't hurt them.

My uncle's 1960s ranch house had the phone lines stapled like that behind the baseboards. We had to pull the whole trim piece just to run a new cable for his internet. Old houses really hide their secrets in the worst spots.