My first oil change took me an hour and three rags. I definitely learned on the job.

Ever check for stray voltage before you start?

My buddy Mark once got a whole cart of weirdly cheap lamb chops because the store misprinted the date. He had to grill them all that night and we ate lamb for a week straight. His freezer is still a mystery land of random markdown meats. It's a wild way to live but it works for him.