My friend tried one of those spots in Portland and a guy was recording a podcast next to her while she was trying to focus on emails. @elliot_king eating a rotisserie chicken is way worse though, that's wild.

Respectfully, that's kinda the problem right there. Throwing away a whole plastic bottle and spraying mechanism for a buck just means more crap in the landfill. The cheap ones fail because the gasket is garbage, and replacing that one little rubber ring takes like two minutes with a pair of pliers. That brass kit will probably outlast the sprayer itself, so it's way less hassle in the long run once you do it once. Fixing stuff instead of trashing it is a pretty good habit, especially when the fix costs less than the bottle itself.

Those Park Tool hangers are more like $80 these days actually.