Bread bags work better than produce bags, they're thicker and actually cover your ankles. Took me two winters of soaked feet to learn that one. Duct tape over the tops of your boots works too if you're desperate. And wool socks beat cotton every time, no matter what the bag situation is. Cheap fix that saves your sanity.

Used to think the lag was proof of fakery, but timing the flag ripple against the radio delay totally flipped my view.

My buddy hit 600 in his garage, zero pops. You're not weird, just lucky so far.