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1d ago

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Had to pick between a 3 act structure and a nonlinear timeline for my short story

10 pages for a two scene character? That sounds completely insane but also I totally get it. I accidentally wrote a 3 page backstory for a bartender who was just supposed to pour drinks and say "rough night?" and now he has a dead wife and a gambling problem. Your dialogue only story thing sounds like torture honestly. I tried a story where I banned the letter E once and my brain nearly melted. But you're right about the truck being a time machine, I found out the dad used to smuggle watermelons across state lines in the 70s which makes zero sense but explains his whole vibe.

1d ago

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Burned $60 on a show with 8 seasons that got canceled mid-story

Did you try finding out if the creators ever shared their planned ending anywhere online?

2d ago

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Talked to a bridal party client and it changed how I do foundation

Oh man @drew805 that gym story is too real. I actually read somewhere that a lot of people strip their skin's natural barrier without even realizing it, like using harsh scrubs or rough towels when gentle patting would do the same job. That spray thing makes total sense because if your face is already dry and clean, the foundation sits way better and doesn't cake up in weird spots. It's funny how skipping one simple step just messes up everything else you're trying to do.

2d ago

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That time I tried to draft a staircase from memory and ended up with 14 inch risers

Blame the foreman or were you just rushing that bad?

2d ago

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The gas station clerk who said "you don't need that lottery ticket, put that $5 in your tank instead"

My dad's buddy Charlie told me at a gas station in Lubbock back in 2018 that I should stop putting cheap oil in my truck because it was basically just pouring money down the drain. He was right. I spent an extra $1,200 on engine repairs six months later and never forgot that conversation every time I grabbed the bargain bin stuff. Now I buy the middle grade oil and figure it saves me the headache later. It's wild how a five second comment from a stranger can just live in your head rent free.