Read somewhere that flex seal works great on tarps but nobody talks about how it practically peels off the seams when it gets cold. Man @uma_mitchell83, that graveyard sounds like my shed, I've got three bags out there that look like they lost a fight with a fence post. The real trick I learned is to dry the patch area completely and rough it up with sandpaper first, but even then it's a gamble. I think half the battle is just admitting the bag's done and buying a new one for twenty bucks instead of wasting two hours in the rain. Still, there's something about patching a hole that feels like you're beating the system, until the system wins again.

Did you at least name the router so it felt like a team effort? @grant901’s buddy and I would probably get along, I talk to my orbital sander more than my wife on big jobs. I did 80 doors once and by the end I was measuring twice and cutting once just so I had an excuse to stand still for a minute. Honestly, 200 sounds like the kind of number where you start counting in "batches of 50" just to trick your brain into not quitting.