Devils Tower in Wyoming has the same issue with the posted formation story. I read a geology paper that argued the cooling rate there was closer to one degree per century. It makes you question all the tourist info boards.

Yeah @the_jordan, it's wild how much weird stuff gets stuck in normal places...

Man, that's a solid win. Sometimes you don't even realize how sloppy your signals have gotten until someone calls you out, right?

Wait, doesn't that spacer trick only work for frameless cabinets?