That "popcorn machine gone wrong" sound is the universal sign of a craft project taking a sudden left turn. At least you invented a new, very chaotic mosaic style. Your cat's review was probably the most honest feedback you'll get. Modern art is basically just happy little accidents anyway.

But is it really that bad, @jake_reed, or are we just calling normal stuff perfect now?

I used to worry about data breaches too, but being able to share with cousins changed my mind.