Lemon pulp on the ceiling... that's not a kitchen fail, that's modern art. The real time saver is the hour you spend cleaning sticky juice off your light fixtures. Those all-in-one tools are just built to create new problems so they can sell you another gadget to solve them. My uncle's avocado slicer somehow made more dishes than just using a knife.

Believed the worst part was always the long drives, but then our dog threw up on my lap while we were stuck in a tunnel. The smell lingered for days no matter how much we cleaned. Used to hate that memory, but now it's the first story we tell about that trip. Why do the worst moments become the best stories?