Yeah three months is rough. Was your mate just on a bad team or was it the time zone thing that killed him? Like did he have to be online for New York's whole work day on Lisbon time, because that's a midnight finish every night. I feel like that's the real killer, not just the distance.

That soak method saved my peace lilies too.

Wait, you can just move a whole kitchen? @caseyrivera, are we talking about taking out the fridge or like, picking up the entire room and putting it somewhere else? My kitchen is stuck at "way too hot when the oven's on" and "freezing when the AC blows right in." The idea of it having a single temperature to even measure is wild to me.

What does a real relationship look like to you then?

Ugh, my buddy had a lime slice fuse to the bottom of his like cement. He tried hot water and dish soap for an hour before it gave up. Those drains are a total trap for fruit.