Yeah for real, my old foreman used to say the same thing about never turning down hours. But honestly, missing my son's first home run last season was a gut punch. I coach his Little League team now and I just block off those weekends, no matter what. The work will still be there Monday.

Nice! It's wild how the simplest change makes all the difference. I spent weeks trying to get my buddy's dog to come inside, getting more frustrated each time. Turns out he just wanted me to hold the screen door open instead of the heavy wooden one. Felt like a real genius after that one.

Ever notice how actually handling the paper made your brain work differently than just scrolling? Like your fingers being involved changed something?

That "homemade level" bit got me. I tried proving the Earth wasn't flat with a laser pointer and a hill a mile away. My results were so bad I just went inside and turned on the TV.

My map skills are legendary for all the WRONG reasons.