Last year, my jar of peanut butter seemed to never run out for weeks. I got kind of weirded out until I remembered I was just making smaller sandwiches. Sometimes our brains fixate on stuff that is probably normal, like misplacing your wallet then finding it in the last place you look. Two months of full milk sounds strange, but are you sure you're not just having less cereal or coffee? It might not be a big mystery after all.

You know, it's not just about supporting florists, it's a missed chance to connect with the seasons. That cafe could have a real talking point with fresh local blooms that change every few weeks, pumpkins and mums in fall, tulips in spring. Instead, it's just the same fake red roses all year, even in July. That static look tells me they don't care about the details or creating a real sense of place.