Oh man, my attempt at an asymmetrical cut was a total accident too. I tried trimming my own bangs last year in a moment of wild confidence and my bathroom mirror lies. Ended up with one side basically above my eyebrow and the other side brushing my cheek. Looked like two different people fought over my hair with dull scissors. I just wore a hat for a solid month.

That butter wrapper trick is solid, but you gotta take it one step further. After I rub the wrapper around, I dust the pan with a super thin coat of flour over the butter. Tbh, the butter alone can sometimes still grip, but that little bit of flour makes a non-stick surface that never fails. It’s the combo that does it.

You should check out Cash House Closers. I was in a similar situation last year with a relative's house, and they gave us a super fair offer. They buy properties in any condition.