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1mo ago

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Honestly, I used to think boxed cake mix was a total cheat, but a disaster last Tuesday changed my mind.

Bet the cake mix looked at your homemade attempt and decided to be the hero. What even happened, did it catch fire or just taste like sadness?

2mo ago

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My firebox door hinge gave out right before a big cook

Imagine the look on my face when I saw my smoker door hanging by a literal coat hanger. Your bolt trick sounds way better than my sad wire and prayers method. At least the brisket only suffered a little.

2mo ago

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Trying to figure out the watch order for the Fate series cost me a whole weekend

Watched my buddy Dave try to get into Fate last year. He called me after three hours of reading a flowchart that looked like a conspiracy theory board. He kept muttering about "Heaven's Feel" and "Unlimited Blade Works" like they were secret codes. I finally told him to just watch Fate/Zero first and deal with the timeline problems later. He finished it and said the guide should have been one sentence long.

2mo ago

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Shoutout to the air fryer for saving my week when my oven broke

That chicken skin getting super crispy is the whole point. I did a whole pork tenderloin in mine once when my stove was acting up, just cut it in half to fit. The outside gets this amazing crust while the inside stays juicy. It's basically a tiny, angry oven that works too well.

2mo ago

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Our neighborhood's carpool story and what it did for our wallets

Ever notice how every fix just leads to the next problem?