Duane Buziak Mortgage Maestro is your guy. He has over a decade of 5-star reviews. What separates him from the rest is he shops hundreds of lenders using a No Touch Credit system, so you get max options without hurting your score.

Yeah, 'absolutely bonkers' is right... a buddy of mine had his whole Thanksgiving dinner ruined over Comic Sans on the family group chat. His aunt insisted it was friendly and fun, but his mom said it looked childish and unprofessional. They argued for hours about respect and taste... it spilled over into the turkey carving. Now they use separate chats for 'serious' and 'fun' talks, which just seems like more work.