It took me 45 minutes to break the seal on a $3 bottle of Ajax because I refused to read the little arrow
I poked at that tiny plastic tab with a butter knife, then a dime, then my thumbnail for 45 minutes in my kitchen in Fresno before my roommate walked over and peeled it off in two seconds, so now I need to know if there is a normal way to open these things that does not make me feel like a caveman.