Hot take: the guy two doors down in Boise arranged 23 garden gnomes to all face my kitchen window
I counted them from my sink over a week and every single one points straight at me, even after I moved my bird feeder to the other side. Has anyone else had a lawn decoration situation that felt way too on purpose?
My buddy in college had a neighbor who kept moving a plastic flamingo closer to his porch every night. Started at the fence line, ended up two feet from his door by Halloween. He never said a word to the guy, just started moving it back an inch a day.