My date brought a spreadsheet of dealbreakers to dinner
Met this guy Dave at a coffee shop in Austin last Tuesday, and he pulled out a three page printout listing every dealbreaker he had, ranked by severity. Number one was 'chews with mouth open', but he spent the whole hour listing them out loud while I ate my sandwich. I asked if he had a column for 'talks too much about spreadsheets' and he said no, but he'd add it. Has anyone else had a date that came with an instruction manual?
My roommate in college made a pros and cons list about me after three dates, color coded and everything. She left it on the kitchen counter and he saw it, which ended that whole thing pretty fast. Some people just love a system more than they love a person.