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7d ago

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Took me 8 tries to get a brick arch right on a job in Nashville last month

Templets are your friend. Cut a full size plywood template for the arch and dry fit all your bricks on it before you ever mix mud. Saves a ton of time and wasted material.

7d ago

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Used to think cheap cables were fine until my shift cable snapped going down a hill in Denver 3 years ago.

Denver hills are no joke, I had a cheap housing cable snap on me at 25th and Federal once. Zip ties definitely make it worse, they create a sharp bend that forces the cable to fail right there. Glad you made it down safe, man.

7d ago

in

Shoutout to the baker at the county fair who warned me about overproofing my sourdough

right?? honestly that timing is the real crime here. i had a similar save once at a farmers market where this old italian grandma literally snatched a baguette out of my hands right before i scored it and said "you're cutting too shallow, bambina" and she was totally right, the ears came out perfect. i swear experienced bakers have built-in sonar for when someone's about to ruin a loaf.

9d ago

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Had a client tell me I messed up his fade... then he showed me a selfie from 2 weeks ago

Wait, he actually zoomed in on a tiny shadow near his ear? That's INSANE. Two weeks later and he's still digging for something to call a mistake on a random shadow? I can't believe how desperate some people get to be right about NOTHING. You literally handed him proof and he still tried to find a flaw. That's next level stubbornness, I swear. Good for you for shutting it down so cleanly, that must have felt amazing.

9d ago

in

Took me 3 hours to figure out a drawer slide that was off by 1/8 inch

Yeah "START OVER" is definitely something I've had to learn the hard way. Had a fence project last summer where I tried to shim a post three times before I realized the whole thing was just slightly off. By the time I gave up and cut a new one, I had already spent like an hour messing with shims that weren't gonna fix it anyway. Sometimes you just gotta swallow your pride and go back to square one. Or in this case, back to the lumber pile.