A paper clip? That's some serious MacGyver level stuff right there, my dude. I'm honestly impressed it lasted 12 days because I would've bet money it would pop out on the first grind. But here's the thing, a paper clip is soft metal so it's probably just getting chewed up in there and you'll be back to square one before you know it. You might want to keep that $40 replacement in your cart just in case. Still, gotta respect the hustle for saving cash while it works.

22 minutes in the rain? I would've lost my mind.

Oh man, hate to break it to you but Severance is on Apple TV+, not Roku, so that speed setting wouldn't have touched it. Roku speed settings only apply to their own channel, not other apps.